Man with bionic penis to lose virginity after 43-years

Everyday, thousands of young adults lose their virginity. Although sealing the deal is a cause for celebration, it is an occurrence that rarely calls for national attention. Mohammed Abad, 43, a man fitted with a bionic penis, is an exception to the rule.

Mohammed is expected to lose his virginity in the next few days with sex worker and sexual freedom campaigner, Charlotte Rose, following a dinner date. The man lost his penis and a testicle due to a freak car accident when he was just six years old.

“I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year. My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen,” Mohammed told sources.(1)

Mohammed reported on his penile progress last year. The gentleman first had work done in 2012, during a surgery that fit him with an eight-inch bionic penis. Nevertheless, the prosthetic device has only been functional for a few months.

A fortnight with the wood

Although surgery can be a grueling procedure in and of itself, the after effects can be far worse. Mohammed claims to have had an erection lasting a fortnight following the operation. “I got out of hospital on the 10th of July and got a train back up to Scotland. I had to keep it erect for two weeks,” he told presenters Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby.(2)

Prior to having the implant, Mohammed admitted to being a nervous wreck. “I didn’t want to speak to anybody, I just wanted to get myself away from everybody. I’m filling with tears just talking about it. It really hits a nerve,” he told This Morning. “But now I’ve been through it, I’m comfortable with it. I can talk about it to anybody. It’s [the psychological impact] huge. It’s totally changed my life,” he said.(2)

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It took surgeons at the University College London three years to create Mohammed’s new penis using skin taken from his arm. In the last three years, he has had approximately 119 operations, including an 11-hour procedure to fit an inflation system.(2)

The bionic penis has two tubes running along its shaft, which inflate when Mohammed presses a button on his testicles. The button enables him to turn a hard-on on and off. Too bad the same can’t be done for the rest of men. They say Mother Nature is cruel, but Father Nature is a dick.(1)

Despite the advantages a bionic penis may have, Mohammed notes that it hasn’t aided his love life. He told the This Morning show last year that he was still a virgin, claiming it was something he was “hoping to change.”(1)

Shortly after Mohammed’s operation, he got married but failed to disclose his condition to his wife until their wedding night. Although she stood by him, their marriage did not last. Mohammed hopes to remarry one day and potentially have children.(2)

Breaking the spell from hell

Mohammed will break his 43-year-old dry spell with dominatrix Charlotte Rose, 35, esteemed winner of the “British Erotic Award for Sex Worker of the Year” in 2013.

“I am so honored that he chose me to take his virginity … I’m happy to help him build up confidence. Hopefully he can then find a lovely lady to settle down with,” she told The Sun. “We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time,” she added.(2)

Charlotte will not be charging Mohammed when they hook up in London. It is not known why Mohammed chose Charlotte as his first lover.

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